Five cities

Where should we move?????

1. Portland: Seems like a nice place to live, right?

2. Seattle: Again, a nice place to live. I have an affinity with the west coast, and don't feel quite ready to leave it. Seattle has a good theatre scene.

3. San Diego: Pretty, again, nice place to live. Great weather. I'm pretty used to nice weather.

4. New York: I have always wanted to live here! Reasons are obvious.

5. Chicag0: A relatively easy move. An affordable, nice, normal place to live and some acting work too.

Any thoughts??

Fins

Last night I cut my hand at work. It's sad I'm now a finn-ed nublin, but it's the way it happened that makes me shake my head in disapproval.  We close at 10pm. But at 9:55, people insist on coming in and ordering a three course, leisurely meal. As I sat and waited for these people to order, eat, and then pay so I could go home, I grew very impatient. I bussed their table in a frenzy because it was already an hour past closing. Bringing the glasses to the dishwasher is a blur at this point. I know one slipped and broke and cut my hand instantly like it was made of tissue.  I started bleeding like a mofo which caused me to go into my I-just-saw-blood-I'm-going-to-faint thing. This has been happening since my youth. I see blood, especially my own gushing out, and I become light headed and sick.  After laying down and sweating for a half hour I got up and went home where Patrick had assembled a make shift medical clinic worthy of the red cross.  Also, I was given ice cream.

So my message is this: please, if a restaurant is even close to closing for the night don't go in. I promise you your food will not be made or served with love and someone will get hurt.

Obsessions

I can't think of anything clever or wise to say about life right now (and if I did, I'm not sure I'd want to share it here), so I'll just post some of my current obsessions. That seems to be the thing to do these days!

1. Leather motorcycle jackets

2. Manners and etiquette

3. Scones

4. Paul Smith clothing shoppe

(more men should purchase items here!)

5. Jarvis Cocker

(no explanation needed!)

My graphic design skills are off the map!

A question

Will she ever post again???

droppin some knowledge

Hey, when you are dining at a restaurant and you point to your cup as if to say, "I would like some more of this beverage", and make eye contact with your server, please know that if your server is me, CLEEZY, I will take three laps and hit the bathroom before I refill your stank beverage.

Pointing is _____________!!!!

What am I doing wrong?

I have been looking at various blogs all day, and it has left me feeling a bit inadequate. It seems like all these people do is eat gourmet foods, drink various wines/bubblies, own dogs, buy pretty clothes and bake pastries.  No one gets Dominos or works at Applebee's.

My life feels pretty Natty light in comparison.

I still like to look at them though.

Friday Snack time

I'm obsessed with this yogurt.